Matterhorn Trip Report (#14831)

I began the peak at 6:00 AM. I climbed the steep cliff and then it happened. Ninjas. Houndreds of 'em. The rained down from the cliff edge. Wielding my climbing rope +2, I steadily beat them back. And then one was remaining, he was part of the ninka mafia. I saw his coming at me in the Ninja Mafia van, but my Robe and Wizard's Hate +1337 helped me evade.

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